Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
mooseondaloose> Hey Mike
goatboy> what?
mooseondaloose> Pussy.
goatboy> er?
mooseondaloose> Pussy.
goatboy> and?
mooseondaloose> Pussy.
goatboy> ...
mooseondaloose> Pussy.
goatboy> i dont get it
mooseondaloose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
goatboy> bastard
Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
Donut[AFK]> INSULT
Eurakarte> RETORT
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
spacerain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
spacerain> STUPID
[em linguagem binária 10 é o equivalente de 2 em decimal]
jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally
i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore> wait
BonyNoMore> never mind
xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial> vaccuums
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial> black holes
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial> lava?
Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98>
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
Sonium> someone speak python here?
lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
lucky> SSSSS
Sonium> the programming language
[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
ckx> women ask for it
ckx> they act all old and mature
ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
ckx> and they get all bitchy
ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
by> Kk
by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
by> ?
by> Now what?
Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
studdud> what the fuck is wtf
LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
LordChewy> "i know dad"
LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
LordChewy> and he just shut up
kingKahn> what is it?
LordChewy> its his porn folder
Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
DmncAtrny> and run like hell
Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
Fulgore> fuck you
frank> can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare> ...
NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
rycool> ...
NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
omg its zack wtf> my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Celestya> i dont think so
Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the biggest prime number
LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
LilGCube740> u speak poor english
LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
hypr> wtf are donut seeds
drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"
Raize> can you guys see what I type?
vecna> no, raize
Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
+Christin1> how do i do that
Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
%The_Coolest> y?
+Enyo> why?
%The_Coolest> :o
@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
(maddox@) I just thought of a joke, I don't know if someone has already made this up, but here it goes: What actor would Christopher Reeve be if he could trade places with anyone? Christopher Walken
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