hall of fame #100 - um século de degay since 1983

18:41 Costa
BASICALLY
THERE IS NO LIGHT ANYWHERE
!!!
man...I was looking at my ears today
so fucking big
I have pig ears
18:42 Me
rotfl you re a legend dude
18:43 Costa
come on man
18:44 Costa
did you see my ears?
you can't miss them
18:44Costa
this is the person for which the phrase came for
"I am all ears"
this is me
All ears
18:45 Costa
and 12000000000 kilos
of fat
and beautiful head
basically I am a model
for michelin
so i can work for them
get a lot of money
18:46 Costa
I am literally putting my belt on with a fucking boomerang
my belt is the equinox
18:47 Me
ROTFL
i still think you're hot, stud
18:51 Costa
hahahahahahhaahha
what?
it's true
man,I am so fat that I show up on a radar
18:51 Me
you've been on my gaydar since we shared the lions' locker room
18:52 Costa
when i step on a scale it says" to be continued"
18:53 Me
oh yes, to be continued in heaven...
18:53 Costa
do you know that I have my own area code?
18:54 Me
i would send my pakcage to your postal code any time
18:54 Costa
my cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
18:55 Me
i wish i was him