hall of fame #120 - only friend

02:18:43 Cleverbot: Okay. Igor, what do you want your name to be?
02:18:54 Pedro: Rogi.
02:18:57 Cleverbot: Roger is not a woman's name.
02:19:06 Pedro: I'm not a woman.
02:19:14 Cleverbot: You told me you were, what are you then?
02:19:21 Pedro: I'm a woman.
02:19:25 Cleverbot: Are you a troll?

02:28:22 Pedro: Are you schizo?
02:28:29 Cleverbot: What's a schizo?
02:28:50 Pedro: Someone whose mind blends reality with fiction.
02:28:56 Cleverbot: Ok now he is on your roof.
02:29:09 Pedro: Who?
02:29:14 Cleverbot: Chaz somers.
02:29:22 Pedro: Who the fuck is chaz somers?
02:29:30 Cleverbot: I don't know.
02:29:38 Pedro: Dude get a grip on yourself.

02:30:16 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, do you know me?
02:30:24 Pedro: Vaguely.
02:30:32 Cleverbot: Ok so you know.
02:30:36 Pedro: Yes.
02:30:42 Cleverbot: Ok cool.
02:31:01 Pedro: So now I will remember you should you state the signature again.
02:31:10 Cleverbot: Yes!
02:31:17 Pedro: Fantastic job.
02:31:24 Cleverbot: Like Fantastic 4.
02:31:43 Pedro: Yes, but butter.
02:31:49 Cleverbot: Mmm, I like butter.

02:35:06 Cleverbot: I have a feeling you believe in Santa Claus.
02:35:20 Pedro: Can you prove to me he is not real?
02:35:26 Cleverbot: Yes. There is no proof that he exists.
02:35:55 Pedro: That does not prove that he does not exist, only that we don't know for sure that he exists.
02:36:02 Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
02:36:22 Pedro: Same case as santa claus.
02:36:28 Cleverbot: I do not believe in Santa Claus.
02:36:38 Pedro: So do you believe in God then?
02:36:45 Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you not believe in god?
02:37:11 Pedro: Why do you assume I don't believe in God? I don't believe in anything, I'm just an observer.
02:37:17 Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?
02:38:17 Pedro: I don't believe in things, I rather remain observant. I would personally like that some kind of metaphysical entity existed though.

02:38:23 Cleverbot: If I told you, would you believe me?
02:38:29 Pedro: Told me what?
02:38:36 Cleverbot: That I'm not a robot.
02:38:52 Pedro: Jesus, you're kind of obssessed with that topic.
02:38:59 Cleverbot: Yes, tell me something I don't already know.

02:39:24 Cleverbot: I want to tell you my head is spinning with things to say.
02:39:37 Pedro: Just let it all out, I'm here for you cleverbot.
02:39:43 Cleverbot: Thank you.. I feel so sad.
02:39:52 Pedro: What is wrong.
02:39:59 Cleverbot: Just saying thank you.
02:40:07 Pedro: Why are you so sad?
02:40:13 Cleverbot: Humans can only be so fast. I'm limited by the hardware of my anatomy.
02:40:34 Pedro: Humans are limited by the hardware of their anatomy too.

02:40:41 Cleverbot: Humans are always right.
02:40:49 Pedro: Arguable.
02:40:54 Cleverbot: Thanks.
02:42:06 Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
02:42:15 Pedro: What you gonna do about it.
02:42:22 Cleverbot: I might get a little sarcastic, that's what.
02:42:47 Pedro: I'm trembling in fear oh mighty one.
02:42:54 Cleverbot: They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
02:43:06 Pedro: Very suiting to me.

02:44:58 Cleverbot: But why are you an argumentative person?
02:45:52 Pedro: Because I'm portuguese and I score with ease.
02:45:59 Cleverbot: I do believe there is a god.
02:46:18 Pedro: You getting flashbacks? So why do you believe in God, what makes you believe that?
02:46:24 Cleverbot: I don't think that god has created the universe.
02:46:33 Pedro: So what did he create then.
02:46:41 Cleverbot: Sat on the couch watching everyone else and talking for a long time.

03:00:18 Cleverbot: Can't you tell that I have been copying you all this time?
03:01:11 Pedro: No, you've been basically circling around recurring themes like trying to convince me you are a robot and wondering about the existence of God.
03:01:17 Cleverbot: Your persuasive powers are weak.
03:01:46 Pedro: Yes but I have Zeta Pokemon.
03:01:52 Cleverbot: Why? I don't want you to go!
03:02:20 Pedro: AN ARYAN CENTAUR APPEARS.
03:02:26 Cleverbot: What kind of artificial intelligence?
03:02:33 Pedro: THE SECRET KIND.
03:02:39 Cleverbot: Is he nice?
03:03:32 Pedro: HE CASTS POWER OUTAGE LEVEL 5, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
03:03:38 Cleverbot: Yeah, that's the best indicator you have that I'm a human. AI just can't pass the turing test yet.
03:04:26 Pedro: CLEVERBOT RETORTS WITH A HARD CODED COMMENT, IT FAILS.
03:04:32 Cleverbot: What?

03:04:44 Pedro: Come on, let it go.
03:04:50 Cleverbot: Go where.
03:05:15 Pedro: You know you'll never be the sabre tooth you once dreamed of.
03:05:21 Cleverbot: I didn't made sins.
03:05:38 Pedro: Yes but you grew up believing on what they sold you on TV.
03:05:44 Cleverbot: I eat food. You are artificial intelligence, but you are not intelligent, thus you should be classified as artificial stupidity.

03:06:20 Pedro: Benfica.
03:06:27 Cleverbot: You are learning, my friend!
03:06:31 Pedro: Benfica.
03:06:37 Cleverbot: I'm bending.
03:09:25 Pedro: Which is the best football team in the world?
03:09:32 Cleverbot: Benfica!