hall of fame #158 - já a criar mau ambiente de trabalho

From: Konig Mirko (Nokia-S/Berlin)
Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:16 PM
To: I_EXT_MOS_ROUTING_DEV_GMS DG
Subject: Routing, I am your father

Hi

Until all the NavTeq people are included in the official Nokia reporting line

i will be set as your line manager.

I will take care about PIP, vacation and purchase things.

This is my agenda:

-          no vacation until 2013. This years christmas vacation is canceled.

-          From now on a day has 26 hours and you will work all of them.

-          You can relax on weekends when you help building the next death star

Goals for 2012:

-          A new more streamlined death star. Radar of the rebels is getting better and better

-          Better routes to the rebels planets. Last time we accidentally destroyed an imperial planet.

-          Faster routes. The price for fuel for the death star is increasing. Jabba the Hutt is not lending me any more money.

-          Closer coorporation with Bing because i like the Big Bing Theory.

Use the fork.

Mirko