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From: Faye Anson
To: Faye Anson

Hello me... surprised to get an e-mail from yourself? :)

So, I know this is hard to believe but I am literally you in January 5th 2022 and I am emailing you to make sure that you follow my ADVICE on something very important that is going to happen in your life...

At some point in the near future Pedro will pop the question and you will think he is joking. He will insist and show you a ring. You will say you are still too young and that you will have time. DO NOT DO THIS! DO NOT LET THIS CHANCE GO! The rejection will make you feel guilty and enable you to try and "make it up" for him by having more sex. This eventually will make you have kids sooner than expected and marriage will come as a consequence anyways... Plus, please make a big wedding, no matter how much you need to insist with Pedro.. you will really regret not fulfilling this dream... it's something that is planted in every little girl's subconscious and needs to be achieved, don't think you are different, you too, also, need to feel like a princess in a wedding gown :)

So how am I sending you this e-mail from the future: well, since 2021, there is a new American website in which you can send e-mails to any point in time. It must to be in English, though, since they need to monitor it for sensitive information that might enable a major causality paradox. I don't know how it works but according to Pedro, time is now electronically manipulable through Dolanz transforms (?), even though i'm not really sure of what that means. If you don't believe me the proof is that tonight Italy will win 2-1 :( Don't worry, we will win the World Cup 2014 :)))

Also, not sure if they will approve this message.. I think it's harmless for you to change this one thing about your life, even though I will most likely disappear in my current form. Funny thing is, they say this information will still exist, as information is not affected by causal shifts, only events (Pedro explained this to me).

I love you, me!!!
Faye Rebecca Anson Campos

From: Pedro Campos
To: Faye Anon

Hi young Faye,

please just ignore the last message you sent yourself, everything's fine, everything went better than expected, just do what you think should be done. This timeline has been great, Benfica is winning leagues again, we're all fine and maybe if you change this one thing there'll be a butterfly effect and something might go for worse.

Either way, big kiss (feel like a creep sending big kisses to a 24 year old hehehe) and tell 29 year old me that your boobs get bigger (not that I ever had reasons to complain). Again, kinda creepy.