estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #8 - chegou o dia

[alienado do mundo, a ouvir música de headphones em posição fetal, a proteger a hemorroida trombosada]

F.A. - Is it possible, since you don't care so much about cleaning it, that you pee sitting down on the toilet?

- ok! (outra enganada)

estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #7 - só falta convencer a adriana

What's your favorite model of all time?

F.A: Kate Moss...

Why?

F.A: Because i love her.. but i also like Adriana Lima.

If we would have a threesome with any of them, would it be ok?

F.A: Would it be the only way i could meet them?

Yes.

F.A: Then mmhmm [NR: sim em linguagem de F.A.]

estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #6 - the doof hypothesis

Would you prefer if i cheated on you with a guy or a girl?

F.A.: A guy, obviously..

You can take your horse off the rain, it'll never happen.. but you would fucking prefer a guy? Really?

F.A.: Well yes, because it would mean i was still the best girl for you but you had just changed your orientation. I would feel less rejected.

estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #5 - sexual liberation

Would you rather be a slut or a nun?

F.A.: hmm, a slut, for sure..

Wow, what a nice girl i'm dating. Why?

F.A.: Well, i don't want to spend all my life stuck inside a fucking church.

estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #4 - easycheta

Preferias casar com um gajo deficiente mas com bué dinheiro e que te proporcionasse bom sexo, ou com um gajo pobre, que sofresse de ejaculação precoce mas que visse o ídolos e gostasse de lady gaga?

G.F.: Pedro...isso não é comparavel...nao tem nada a haver uma coisa com a outra 

Sim também acho que o deficiente ganha de longe mas se tivesses que escolher?

G.F.: É a primeira..

Ah pronto..

G.F.: a deficiência pode ser auditiva ?

A deficiência é dupla, podes escolher duas deficiências quaisqueres de entre auditiva, visual, mental, motora ou intelectual mas aí já incluis o gajo da segunda hipótese tambem. A visual beneficiava-te, digo-te já...

G.F.: Auditiva e motora.

Sem um braço ou sem uma perna?

G.F.: Sem uma orelha, e com o cabelo comprido

Não dá, isso assim já são 3 deficiências

Estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #3 - the curious case of p.c.

Would you rather have a 26 year old boyfriend with charming white hair but the sexual drive of a 13 year old or a 20 year old unexperienced young man with mint condition baby hair?

F.A: The 20 year old doesnt have the drive of a 13 year old?

Jesus, how would you know? Just fucking answer the question...

F.A: well i dont think the second guy without the drive of a 13 year old exists.. so i would rather have the first one with the experience and the charming white hair

Estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #2 - metromacho dicotomy

Would you rather have a macho very masculine and strong male like me to protect you or a sensitive and understanding metrossexual to watch sex and the city and put exfoliator with you?

F.A: That's the question? Oh my god... hmmmm a mixture of both perhaps, not any of those two..

Yeah but i mean if you had to choose ONE of them?

F.A.: Well the first one doesn't sound very nice... it's not you of course...

You can't say that... very masculine and strong and it's not me?

F.A.: Macho not... and well, masculine and strong ......but i think i'd rather have the second.. if i really had to choose between the two.. even though i really wouldn't want a metrossexual

Estudo da mulher e do meio que a rodeia #1 - tesão do mijo

fui mijar e deu-me alt alívio, aquele alívio sobre 100 do orgasmo, e explodiu-me a dúvida:

Is it also enjoyable for women to pee?

F.A.: hmm hmm.