enquanto planeavamos uma hipotética eventual viagem pelos estados unidos:
"Are we going somewhere where there are those old black guys drinking whiskey?"
dump dump
I did not insult nerds - I have come forward with a potential solution to their social phobias and general face-to-face-group-situation unease:
Consider the road to social habilitation to be a long, dark and humid tunnel traversing a huge scary mountain called Tarnaputirama, which in Nepali means 'The Great Empathetic Divide'. Tarnaputirama divides the realm of human condition into two separate regions: Bangi Or, which means 'Locus Of Isolation And Individualistic Illusion', and Ragontra, which means 'Encompassment Of Integration In An Holistic Social Reality'. We are always born in Bangi Or, because part of becoming is to cross the tunnel. I don't know who decided this, but in retrospect, I don't think it had the desired effect. Anyways, about a century ago, Bangi Or didn't have the internet nor any other form of entertainment, so there were few reasons to remain there. Individuals would therefore almost always enforce themselves upon the tortuous path of self-affliction, taking the tunnel and enduring pain, fear and the ultimate shame of arriving to Ragontra and not knowing what to do or how to act once there. Thing is, things have changed, and as Bangi Or gets more and more entertaining, fewer and fewer people feel the need to embark on the journey to the other side. Many try to do it at some point, but most give up half way through and wonder whether it's worth it. In the end, most feel comfortable with being in Bangi Or and just pretend that nothing exists on the other side. More recently, people in Bangi Or actually mock Ragontra habitantes, trying to make it as if being from Bangi Or is much cooler than being a Ragontra, which is has been proven to be some form of denial circlejerk strategy devised by frustrated neckbeards and centralized in 4chan.
So here's the formula for nerds: in case you are in Bangi Or or just need to travel to it every once in a while (like am doing right now because of forced extended social seclusion), the solution is to get on that tunnel and keep going, humbly and fearlessly - not ashamed to get it wrong once you arrive in Ragontra. It will work out, sooner or later. Neither Ragontra's habitants are flawlessly social beings (as it might seem at first), nor you are in such dissonance with the world that you won't ever be able to string a couple of interesting social actions in your life. What sets everyone apart is the ability to pretend (to realize) everything is under control. After you feel comfortable, empathy will follow - no you don't have to think about it, it just comes naturally, because it's just a mild form of love, hence not achievable through rationality. Don't worry, it'll be fine - trust me, i'm an engineer.
Consider the road to social habilitation to be a long, dark and humid tunnel traversing a huge scary mountain called Tarnaputirama, which in Nepali means 'The Great Empathetic Divide'. Tarnaputirama divides the realm of human condition into two separate regions: Bangi Or, which means 'Locus Of Isolation And Individualistic Illusion', and Ragontra, which means 'Encompassment Of Integration In An Holistic Social Reality'. We are always born in Bangi Or, because part of becoming is to cross the tunnel. I don't know who decided this, but in retrospect, I don't think it had the desired effect. Anyways, about a century ago, Bangi Or didn't have the internet nor any other form of entertainment, so there were few reasons to remain there. Individuals would therefore almost always enforce themselves upon the tortuous path of self-affliction, taking the tunnel and enduring pain, fear and the ultimate shame of arriving to Ragontra and not knowing what to do or how to act once there. Thing is, things have changed, and as Bangi Or gets more and more entertaining, fewer and fewer people feel the need to embark on the journey to the other side. Many try to do it at some point, but most give up half way through and wonder whether it's worth it. In the end, most feel comfortable with being in Bangi Or and just pretend that nothing exists on the other side. More recently, people in Bangi Or actually mock Ragontra habitantes, trying to make it as if being from Bangi Or is much cooler than being a Ragontra, which is has been proven to be some form of denial circlejerk strategy devised by frustrated neckbeards and centralized in 4chan.
So here's the formula for nerds: in case you are in Bangi Or or just need to travel to it every once in a while (like am doing right now because of forced extended social seclusion), the solution is to get on that tunnel and keep going, humbly and fearlessly - not ashamed to get it wrong once you arrive in Ragontra. It will work out, sooner or later. Neither Ragontra's habitants are flawlessly social beings (as it might seem at first), nor you are in such dissonance with the world that you won't ever be able to string a couple of interesting social actions in your life. What sets everyone apart is the ability to pretend (to realize) everything is under control. After you feel comfortable, empathy will follow - no you don't have to think about it, it just comes naturally, because it's just a mild form of love, hence not achievable through rationality. Don't worry, it'll be fine - trust me, i'm an engineer.
Faye: hii
Sent at 7:57 PM on Wednesday
me: hi
Faye: a long time since we wrote online last..
Sent at 7:58 PM on Wednesday
me:
brings back memories , eh?
some people might say that love brought us together
i'd say it was more a case of msn live messenger and easyjet
and a pot full of hot gluhwein
without any of these, this love would not be possible
Faye: pfff
if that was the case you would be together with a ton of people..
Sent at 8:03 PM on Wednesday
me: good point
rationality hurts
confusio mais declínio mais acentuado
PORQUE É QUE O RSS FEED NÂO DÁ E AGORA SE NÃO VÊEM OS MEUS POSTS COMO È QEU VAI SERE?
hall of fame torrent de abuso
UM AMIGO MEU FICOU NA MINHA CASA DURANTE UMA SEMANA PORQUE FOI DESPEJADO POR FALTA DE PAGAMENTO, QUANDO ELE BAZOU ISTO ACONTECEU, LEMBRAS-TE??
9 DIAS DEPOIS....
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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Stupidity.
Bro, I was stressed to pack yesterday, and while I was clearing the flat from my stuff, I accidentally took your PS3 games, cause the last 2 were 2 DVD's of mine and I thought that all was mine at that moment!
I will bring them to you today or tomorrow bro!
Sorry again!
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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no worrs
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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by the way.. where are my two deodorants bro?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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?????
I have one , mine. No other deodorants bro. Check behind the washing machine as there are many things there on the edge. And to understand, why are you asking me? Do you think I took your deodorants? I took your games, by a mistake, and I told you so. Deodorants are not in my stuff.
Ciao
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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yes idiot, like you took my games by mistake you could have taken the deodorants by mistake, chill the fuck out
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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but you're right i should have asked the other 10 million people that stayed with me this weekend and left yesterday
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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Then rephrase to:
Bro, did you get my deodorants by a mistake?The way you wrote it its like accusing me of something. Chill out.
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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sorry i completely forgot i was talking to a 12 year old sensitive girl
even if that was the idea, what would be the problem if I thought you had taken them by mistake, it's not like it wouldn't make sense, isn't it? i'll start sending my e-mails to you through the portuguese ambassador to get diplomatic approval, then the greek checks it and if it's alright they'll send it you, let's hope it avoids people getting hurt in the future
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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Ok...you never change. No prob mate. Check back to your message, see what you wrote and how the other person could of taken it , and then be sarcastic if you like. You wrote it implying that I took them. Nothing else.
I hope you find them though.
Ciao
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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yes if you would have sent me that message i would have died with a heart attack, i'll spend the night going back to it and crying over how i could have been so mean to you. I already told you, i think the main problem are the cultural differences, this is how i talk to my friends, it's a sign of intimacy, if it's offending to you then you're misunderstanding it
by the way, where's my black polo, bro?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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where's my kitchen knife?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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where's my dick?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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where's my 20 thousand euro in gold coins?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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where's my absinthe? where's my 20€?
Aug 14 (10 days ago)
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huuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuh block me!!!! block me!!! huhuuhuhuuhuhu block me!!
Aug 15 (9 days ago)
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hey man, where's my boeing 747?
Aug 15 (9 days ago)
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yo bro, someone took my virginity, was it you?
Aug 15 (9 days ago)
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Hello Costantinos,
I wholeheartedly hope you don't mind me asking this, and please don't regard this as an implicit accusation of some sort but I have recently lost my anti-perspiration canned gas and I was wondering if you perhaps might have seen it somewhere prior to your departure. The canned gas is of great value to me as it was the once used by my great grandfather, who was a great portuguese navigator and greek philosopher and lived 959 years. I don't know how I will tell my family.
Again, forgive me if I have come across as impertinent for asking you this but as I'm sure you understand it is a matter of the utmost gravity to me.
So without further a due, do you perhaps maybe somewhat know about where it could be? If you were to have information about it's whereabouts it would greatly please me and reinforce your commendable reputation as a man of honor.
With my best regards,
Jose Pedro de Freitas Campos
I wholeheartedly hope you don't mind me asking this, and please don't regard this as an implicit accusation of some sort but I have recently lost my anti-perspiration canned gas and I was wondering if you perhaps might have seen it somewhere prior to your departure. The canned gas is of great value to me as it was the once used by my great grandfather, who was a great portuguese navigator and greek philosopher and lived 959 years. I don't know how I will tell my family.
Again, forgive me if I have come across as impertinent for asking you this but as I'm sure you understand it is a matter of the utmost gravity to me.
So without further a due, do you perhaps maybe somewhat know about where it could be? If you were to have information about it's whereabouts it would greatly please me and reinforce your commendable reputation as a man of honor.
With my best regards,
Jose Pedro de Freitas Campos
Aug 15 (9 days ago)
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Yo
Are you gonna be there at around 10:30? I wanna come and pick up maybe the 20 euros as I am literally with 30 cents.
Let me know.
Cheers
Aug 15 (9 days ago)
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You may rely on it.
Aug 23 (1 day ago)
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what player am I if I come in? for the set pisses.
thank you for choosing me because we're friends
thank you for choosing me because we're friends
Aug 23 (1 day ago)
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Luis number, or Chris . Depending how the game goes. I will have the set pieces board there, so you can always check before you go in :)
Kiss Pedrito
Aug 23 (1 day ago)
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Pedrito
A big favor
Can u please bring me my shaving machine? It's in the big suitcase , in the net.
Thanks :)
Kiss!
PS. Next Wednesday I move back home, so I'll get it also from the flat sometime next week when you can
Aug 23 (1 day ago)
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ok, could you bring my games and boeing 747 also, please? thanksss
Aug 23 (1 day ago)
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hahahahahah!
I have your deodorant also :)Found it at the bottom of one bag below the mate tea! You were right... Sorry for this bro,I have really no idea how the fuck did I take it as I was in a hurry when I left
Kiss bro!
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