> To: jntome@hotmail.com
> Subject: MEININGER Hotel Köln City Center ( 393871765)
> Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 13:23:52 +0100
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> Dear Joao Tome,
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> Thank you for contacting Booking.com.
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> We confirm that the description on our website "A tasty, all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet awaits you each morning. " / "Ein köstliches All-you-can-eat-
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> This was covered in the "Mealplan" section, which read :
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> "Mahlzeiten:
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> Frühstück kostet € 5,90 pro Person pro Nacht "
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> All of the above information was on display at the time of booking, and can also be seen in our confirmation email of 16th January 2013.
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> Thank you again for contacting Booking.com. Please, feel free to contact us with any additional questions.
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> Kind regards,
2:28 PM (2 hours ago)
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Pessoalmente, a minha recomendação é que falemos tête-à-tête - as coisas geralmente funcionam muito melhor quando se pode adaptar o tom de voz e acima de tudo a linguagem corporal ao debate (e.g. lançar os braços ao ar e exasperar no fim de cada frase do opositor; aplicar um gradiente acentuado de assertividade). Para além disso, é sabido que não há nada que te dê tanta razão como confiantemente puxares a culatra atrás no meio duma discussão - aliás, numa analogia parcial ou incompleta ou com sorte não: não vês o Lima a discutir com os defesas adversários se tem o direito a marcar um golo dado o volume de jogo ofensivo do Benfica.
Até porque entretanto com estas trocas de e-mails inflamadas o que vai acontecer que já sei é que depois vão nos cuspir nos lençois e nas almofadas antes de chegarmos (já trabalhei num hostel e faziamos sempre isto a americanos em geral e a gente que nos obrigava a escrever mais de 1 e-mail em particular).
Alternativamente podes sempre dizer qualquer coisa como: "Hi again, we booked your hostel because we got the impression, from looking at your pictures, that you were different from the pack. From your decoration it seemed as if you were more accessible, more familiar and down to earth - ultimately, one could say that what came through was that you were more spiritually and emotionally connected to your clients and committed to embracing the human condition, instead of just "making money" and coldly/plainly "executing a business plan". As far as it goes, though, it seems that we were wrong, and you are just like every other capitalistic accommodation outlet we have been before - yes, that's right, your are vulgar. So, with that said, more than being concerned at not being able to eat at all during the whole of our 4-day stay in Cologne (please note we had invested our last savings in the extra 5€ difference between your hostel and a well known competitor hostel in Cologne, precisely due to the free breakfast that you implicitly but rather ambiguously - for your own cynical retro-protection - promise in your website), we are concerned about your perversion and corruption of modern communication channels in order to mislead other HUMANS into executing a commodity-service direct exchange with you. From our side all we can say is that we are extremely disappointed with your decision of only giving us 3 out of the 4 breakfasts for free. It seems like one of us won't really be able to eat for 4 days but in all honesty this is not a big deal because we pulled straws in order to decide who it would be and, fortunately, the loser is someone who is unemployed hence already used to it in our home country of Portugal.
Looking forward to see you soon. Still friends like before?"
Geralmente há gajas teens/tweens, aquelas espírito livre e idealistas ultra-humanistas até arranjarem um namorado, a trabalhar nestes hostels pra fazerem uns trocos e poderem ir salvar as alfaces da toscânia de serem mijadas por agricultores sobre a influência.
Pá, espero que isto ajude.
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